Well, now you can! The Sarah Jane Smithdroid. New! From Chedaki & Styggron Toys ltd.
Totally indistinguishable from the real thing, she laughs, she cries, she walks, she talks and she shoots your children with an incredibly lethal death ray hidden in her finger. Simply say “is that finger loaded?” And your child/pet/relative will never be naughty again!
The Sarah Jane Smithdroid comes with box of matches, ginger pop like/dislike switch, magically reappearing scarf and jar of species melting goo that we suggest you don’t open unless you’re fully insured for accidental genocide.
Order your Sarah Jane Smithdroid today and you will also get a variety of removable faces, ideal for scaring people at parties:
What’s that smell?
The Sarah Jane Smithdroid. Yours for just one eye!