Opportunity knox for Pussy, Tilly, Mai Ling and Dink – The Goldfinger Singers – as their manager, Gertie, gets them their biggest ever gig in the US of A, putting on a show for the troops.
But tragedy strikes as their bodyguard (an ex painter and decorator who really doesn’t like golf) would rather spend all his time planning a school for haberdashery themed assassins and lets a rather fanatical fan dressed like a duck slip through backstage. Everything works out in the end though as Gertie invites him round for a nut roast.
Unfortunately, the Goldfinger Singers’ performance puts the entire US Army to sleep! Still, it could have been worse. It could have been the Beatles.