This one’s got a man without a face. Honestly, how rubbish is that for a villain?
Okay, so if you’ve only got one arm or maybe a wooden leg, or even just an eyepatch you’ve still got a good chance of taking over the world or causing some havoc. But I mean, come on… He doesn’t have a FACE!
He can’t see where he’s going, he can’t ask for directions – he can’t even use a mirror to draw one on!
He’ll never lick stamps or roll his tongue into a tube or say any of the truly great words like “moist”, “spasm” or “smock” and everyone he meets will spend all their time making rude gestures at him in the joyous knowledge he doesn’t have a clue. It’s no life for a villain.
Although to be fair, when it comes down to the final face-off with his enemies, he’s already got one hell of a head start.
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