Wanted: Superstitious locals required for labour-intensive mining work.
You will be working amongst a team of like-minded individuals, with plenty of “encouragement” from supervisors. Fixed salary, holiday entitlement and career prospects. Uniform of dirty rags will be provided.
Successful applicants will be desperate, gullible, injured, hostile to strangers and partial to bongo drums. Must have own corpse.
All enquiries to: Man in Creepy Mask, Secret Underground Voodoo Chamber, Abandoned Tin Mine. Cornwall.
No time wasters.